Ivan's Blog

Can't take this anymore

2009-12-12T22:14:00.003+08:00

Headache, nauseating, cough, urge of vomiting, dizzy, flu and accounting exams.

Had a bad dream of accounts and couldn't fall asleep the whole night.

Its like when you're in a bad dream and when u wake up u're still in the bad dream only this time, its real.

I need a break.

Things you shouldn't do with your MacBook

2009-11-30T21:42:00.004+08:00

Reasons why you shouldn't bring your MacBook near Ivan.

Front: White MacBook (ZUZU, Ivan's MacBook), Black MacBook (Some poor dude's)

He'll make a Frankenstein out of your MacBook. *Evil Laughter*.. MUAHAHAHHAA

This was why the Blackie was being torn apart for.

Who knows what's next, maybe Zuzu will be the opposite Michael Jackson with its skin operation.

DOGba vs. Jonny "grasshopper" Evans

2009-11-09T19:41:00.002+08:00

Things to notice,

1. Lampard walked away

2. Evans walked away

3. Van Der Sar ran away

4. There's a dog having nightmares on the pitch

Youtube Stars

2009-11-05T10:21:00.004+08:00

The internet is a cruel place, it will make you or break you.
The following are a few examples of how the Internet will give you false hope for just about anything.

Watch the video here!

On a totally random note,

Happy 40th birthday to cookie monster, prove to show that chocolate chip cookies are good and will keep you running even when you're 40. Om nom nom nom nom.

Koo Koo Bird

2009-11-02T17:28:00.005+08:00

A little Story of Alice and the Big Bird.

Big Bird & Alice

Small Bird & Alice

FUuUuuuuUUuuU!

The last picture is dedicated to Jojo.
Birds rules. especially Blue Birds. ifyouknowwhatimean.

One Night in The Najib's Turf

2009-10-26T22:39:00.003+08:00

Putrajaya @ night.

A multimillion ringgit bridge over a man made river.

Spooky tree in conjunction with Halloween!

Man Utd Supporter snapping photos of what looks like Brooklyn Bridge.

Cheap Bokeh Shots

Vrooooommmm!

Dogs = Adorable or Creepy

2009-10-07T17:48:00.002+08:00

I want a dog,

okay, the 2nd one just gave me nightmares, maybe a french bulldog...Cruel little owner..

Sesame Street Does Apple iPod ads!

2009-10-04T12:46:00.003+08:00

Original Apple iPod ad featuring The Ting Tings

Sesame Street's Version. Even kids now dig Apples! hahaha

Flood in Georgia

2009-09-25T23:02:00.005+08:00

Lovely weather in KL everyday if you noticed. Clear blue skies puffy white clouds. In the words of Bono - U2 "Its a Beautiful Day.. AHhhhHHHhh"

Lovely puffy clouds, reminds me of the Pixar short clip before up.

Outside my home

Well we should be thankful because it is not so lovely on the otherside of the world @ Georgia, home of the Coca Cola corp & Six Flags Amusement Park. 2 years back, Georgia suffered massive drought and when they wished for water they had water, well a little too much I guess?

Such a shame to see Six Flag's Legendary Rollercoaster underwater, maybe its a new twist of wetpark and dry park??

Kanye's right this time though..

1Malaysia F1 Team

2009-09-16T03:42:00.003+08:00

In the mind of a Malaysian Prime Minster,

"Lets increase the price of petrol and start our own F1 Team!"

"We have spare cash, and our National Car Proton is shit, what shall we do.

Choice 1: Fund the National Car Company for further development

Choice 2: Buy a F1 team"

"Even though our car quality is shit, as long as it can bee seen on tv, its good enough, it will improve sales."

I just puked...........on the car.

Everytime you Pump RON95/Pay taxes, you are contributing to 1Malaysia F1

Interruption Week! : Obama Lies! & Beyonce has the Best Video!

2009-09-14T16:30:00.009+08:00

What a strange week, something is wrong with the world.

Everyone just can't seem to sit still and let people finish their speech.

First it was the case of a Republican Lawmaker who shouted "You Lie" out of displeasure to President Barack Obama when he was giving his speech.

"You Lie" @ about 1.20 min

Just 4 days later, its Kanye West's turn to steal the limelight from poor ol' Taylor Swift after winning her first MTV Video Music Awards for the category of Best Female Video Award.

In typical Kanye fashion, he went on stage while Taylor is giving her speech and grab her mic saying in front of live tv audience claiming "Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!"

Well, when videos goes up on epic youtube, it is only time for people (geeks) to merge them together.

Obama disagrees with Kanye West too!!!!!!!

Relationships

2009-08-24T14:57:00.000+08:00

Its so true.

The Malaysian Government Thinks that Homosexuality Causes Swine Flu

2009-08-24T00:09:00.002+08:00

Seriously What the F??

This Swine Flu thingy is getting out of hand.. First too much media exposure, next too much unnecessary panic caused, and now this??

Every so often there's a story on the global health circuit that is so absurd, it causes our proverbial record to scratch. Like the time that South Africa's former Health Minister, Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, said that ingesting lemon juice and potatoes could help treat HIV. Or when evangelical groups like Word Relief, who received millions of U.S. federal dollars in PEPFAR funding under President George W. Bush, told people in countries like Mozambique, Kenya and Haiti that condoms don't work to prevent STDs.

Well, now it's time to count Malaysia's government-run news service as part of the global health lie factory. Today they're out with an article from a physician that says homosexuality and masturbation make the body an easy target for Swine Flu (otherwise known as H1N1). The scary part is that the news service in question, Bernama, runs their stories in nearly every part of the country. Lies and misinformation, get ready to spread.

The doctor at the center of the article, V. M. Palaniappan, used to teach ecology at the University of Malaysia. Maybe he should have stuck with ecology instead of wading into the waters of global health. Here's his rationalization behind his theory, which almost reads like a non-sequitor from Alaska's former governor. Check it out:

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that homosexuality and masturbation caused the body to develop friction heat which in turn, produced acid and made the body hyperacidised.
"Thus, the body becomes an easy target for H1N1 infection," he told Bernama, emphasising however, that normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe....

Ah, yes. It's only the homosexual sex that causes friction heat. Must be all that dance music we listen to while getting it on...

Two words come to mind. Medical crackpot. Yet the government of Malaysia gives this guy a voice with which to reach people across the country, and offer medical advice. I wonder if that has anything to do with the fact that Malaysia criminalizes homosexuality with penalties ranging from twenty years in prison to whippings and beatings. Or that Malaysia's ruling political party is so vehemently anti-LGBT, that they even have a sub-section of the party known as the "People's Anti-Homosexual Voluntary Movement."

Anyone else thinking that we could start a reality show under the title of, "When Countries Attack Global Health"?

I think something is wrong with the people leading our country this time.

World's Most Bad Ass Jogger

2009-08-09T19:38:00.002+08:00

WTF???!

Tim Dream I Died

2009-08-02T23:14:00.003+08:00

Today's random conversation

4:16:11 PM -TiMoN-: ivan....

4:16:12 PM -TiMoN-: dude..

4:16:14 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: yooo

4:16:19 PM -TiMoN-: i had a really fucking bad dream about you yesterday

4:16:24 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: fuck

4:16:25 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: what happen?!

4:16:37 PM -TiMoN-: u er..

4:16:39 PM -TiMoN-: u died man

4:16:43 PM -TiMoN-: please avoid escalators

4:16:46 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: what the..

4:16:58 PM -TiMoN-: u fell from an escalator

4:17:00 PM -TiMoN-: in pyramid

4:17:05 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: fuck

4:17:07 PM ivaaaaaaannnn.: i'm going pyramid tomorrow

4:17:12 PM -TiMoN-: i could hear you screaming all the way down

This pops a question, whats your opinion on dreams? Do they really come true?

I'll be going back to work tomorrow... So probably I need answers quick.. =S

KAME HAME HAAAAA!

MTV WORLD STAGE 2009

2009-07-29T13:10:00.002+08:00

This is a video entry to catch Kasabian live at the MTV World Stage 2009.

VOTE HERE!

http://www.xpax.com.my/uoxmtv/entry/fat-lip.html

Ivan is a bad boy.

2009-07-26T13:20:00.005+08:00

According to Today from MSNBC, Ivan is listed as top 10 "bad boy" baby names.

"New parents may balk at naming their newborn boys such tried-and-true but yawn-inducing names as Michael or David — but a new study shows that if they play it safe, they may be doing their babies a favor.

Writing in Social Science Quarterly, Shippensburg University professor David Kalist says giving newborn males oddball, girly or strange first names may just help land them in jail.

In alphabetical order, the Top 10 “bad boy” names, according to Kalist, are Alec, Ernest, Garland, Ivan, Kareem, Luke, Malcolm, Preston, Tyrell and Walter."

Source

Does this look like a bad boy to u?

LULZ!

2009-07-24T17:27:00.003+08:00

"GO GO POWER RANGERS."

Manchester United's new song

Manchester United vs. Malaysia XI Story in Pictures

2009-07-21T00:59:00.004+08:00

I'm a little lazy to blog about what happened and all during the match as blogger is being a bitch and not being able to save the post is killing me...

So I've decided to upload all lovely pictures to Flickr instead. =D

Anyway, reached Bukit Jalil pretty late(5.30pm) considering its a tradition for hardcore football fans to camp outside the Stadium couple of hours earlier.

Met Jim the "Jinx"

Sea of reds when we arrived.

However we managed to get our perfect seats just just in time for kick off.

Atmosphere there was spectacular, 85,000 fans there thought that they would witness the trashing of Malaysia once again.

BUT, everyone of them were eventually proved wrong after the shocking shocking score-line.

Anyway, will stop the talking as tons and tons of blogs/newspapers/forums have already covered what happened during that astonishing day.

So here is what the camera is for on the day!

Starting Line Up.

Salam with the datuk datuk time.

Malaysian XI

United XI

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The Nani Vs. Malaysian Keeper Story

Malaysian Keeper: You've just got served

Nani: I'm gonna kick your balls later during the free kick.

Nani's revenge to kick the goalkeeper's balls

Keeper just got served.

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Nani's Corner Kick

Malaysia did the unimaginable.

It's more like the home to Manchester United than Malaysia.

Night falls at Bukit Jalil

Before. (60mins, Owen sub in)

After (85 mins: GOAL!)

John O'Shea

Weeeeeee!

Malaysia's most impressive 90 minutes

Lap of honor!

Racism in United.

Lucas and Mr. WTF Face?

Chicks + Football Match = Double Awesomeness!

Massive human traffic on the way back

Alice proving her jersey is original!

Hope to see you again!

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Current Desktop Wallpaper!

Full Album -> Flickr.

When Michael Jackson's Death News Has Gone Too Far

2009-07-16T01:16:00.003+08:00

After the death of Michael Jackson, there have been a feeding frenzy mentality happening. It looks like all sorts of media are covering the news of his tragic death.

Well, looks like the media has gone too far this time after the Jackson news tap has gone dry.

News story from The Sun UK.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2536406/Ghost-of-Jacko-snapped-on-car.html

For GOD SAKE! Its a bloody cloud.

Firefox 3.5

2009-07-12T13:01:00.002+08:00

Anyone tried the latest Firefox 3.5?

Despite being an upgrade booting it up is terribly sloooow.

After a long research I've figured out the problem.

Let's just hope one of them is a female.

Michael Jackson Death IS FAKE!

2009-06-29T23:40:00.005+08:00

Or is it?

Well since everyone has been blogging about Michael Jackson's Death.

Here is a few reasons why I feel that the "late" Michael Jackson death is fake.

Michael Jackson wants to run away from all the $400 million debt
Michael Jackson is unfit to perform even 1 concert yet alone perform 50 concerts in UK.
After the death of Michael Jackson, his sales album increase, iTunes top 20 download charts are flooded with his awesome songs, then this would increase profit for him.
Running away from all his hate fans and journalist who are stalking him and just waiting for him to make another slip.
Wants to avoid the lawsuit from the Prince of Bahrain.
Wants to spend time with his family away from the paparazzi
Receive insurance money from his death, i'm sure it is enough for him to cover up his entire life.
He is already 50 and he has already accomplished every single thing in his life. So practically there is nothing else left to be done but to enjoy life.

So this are a few random things which I have been thinking about after the death of Michael Jackson.

Well, I'm not saying that he isn't dead but he is an icon to all of us and he deserve a lot of respect from everything that he's done. Rest in Peace, the gloved one.

But who is he really kidding, he's a zombie from Thriller, he will never leave our hearts. =)

Manchester United New Home Kit!

2009-06-27T20:41:00.005+08:00

Well, predictions can be wrong.. from my previous post.

But this will be the upcoming official home kit for Manchester United.

Personally, I don't think its one my favorites but hey, its always interesting to see how Nike can design anything and be a marketing success.!

I'm not surprised either if this jersey was selling like hot cakes during the match against Malaysia on the 18th July. (Did I mention WE MALAYSIANS will be giving the privilege to see them playing in this jersey for the first time?)

Well about the design, what does the V stands for?

Quote from Park Ji Sung

"I like to think of it as V for victory and hopefully we can win every game we play in the new kits!"

Some people said its a tribute to Vidic, since his name starts with a V.

So Shieng and I came out with a few Manchester United Stars if their name was all starting with V.

Vayne Vooney

Vark Vi Vung!

Can't wait to see them LIVE!

Things I've Learn from Transformers 2

2009-06-25T22:26:00.002+08:00

This post may contain spoilers.

1. Robots have 2 big metal balls

2. Even Decepticon hates America

3. There is a difference between living with your mother and your mother living with you.

4. No matter how sophisticated robots are, a simple voicebox cannot be fixed.

5. Even aliens have tattoo

6. You can train decepticons to become a chihuahua.

7. Obama runs for cover the moment the world is in trouble.

8. Megan Fox's "I Love You" technique works to revive people from the dead.

9. Heaven consist of Autobots and Primes.

10. Decepticons posing as hot college chicks will want to dry hump you before they kill you.

11. Robots will age and carry a walking stick

12. Robots hump humans

13. Robots either talk with a black man' slang or with a spongebob voice.

14. You don't have to be the President or even the Captain to order the Navy to Fire at Pyramids.

15. You will be able to get pass any check in security if you're from New York.

16. Ooompa Loompa's are from Egypt

17. College chicks are all HAAWT!

18. How come Sam didn't go crazy throughout the entire film?

19. Bumblebee acts like a 3 year old when his master leave's for college

20. Army without helmets always survive.

A Global Pandemic Conspiracy

2009-06-18T22:22:00.002+08:00

Swine Flu, thats the word i love to use instead of the numerical and acronym updated version of the name A H1N1 virus.

To be I think its a whole government conspiracy. WHY?

Although I'm no Rocket Scientist, but i believe more people actually die from many other natural cause in that period as compared to the H1N1 virus.

Yes, it is a killer virus in Mexico but bringing it back to here the fatality number is still remain 0 after few months.

I feel that a few druggie companies are collaborating together creating this mild killer virus and also created a vaccine for it. Then the World Health Organization will buy their aids for a really really high price in desperation and aid those in Mexico or elsewhere around the world.

Same goes for the recent April Fool Virus scare, the Conflicker virus.

Microsoft stated on April fools day, computers will just automatically shut down and almost 50% of all computers have already been infected bla bla bla.. But what actually happen?

Just another scam for more Anti Virus companies to promote and sell their antivirus software?

Maybe it might be another scam from Microsoft to promote to all users to update to their original software?

Who knows, well time will only tell perhaps.

The only pandemic i can think of is

I'm soooo startled...