1. Robots have 2 big metal balls
2. Even Decepticon hates America
3. There is a difference between living with your mother and your mother living with you.
4. No matter how sophisticated robots are, a simple voicebox cannot be fixed.
5. Even aliens have tattoo
6. You can train decepticons to become a chihuahua.
7. Obama runs for cover the moment the world is in trouble.
8. Megan Fox's "I Love You" technique works to revive people from the dead.
9. Heaven consist of Autobots and Primes.
10. Decepticons posing as hot college chicks will want to dry hump you before they kill you.
11. Robots will age and carry a walking stick
12. Robots hump humans
13. Robots either talk with a black man' slang or with a spongebob voice.
14. You don't have to be the President or even the Captain to order the Navy to Fire at Pyramids.
15. You will be able to get pass any check in security if you're from New York.
16. Ooompa Loompa's are from Egypt
17. College chicks are all HAAWT!
18. How come Sam didn't go crazy throughout the entire film?
19. Bumblebee acts like a 3 year old when his master leave's for college
20. Army without helmets always survive.
1 comment:
I like "they wait" better. But this is funny
14. You don't have to be the President or even the Captain to order the Navy to Fire at Pyramids.
Agreed. Ridiculous.
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