Wednesday, March 31, 2010

I'm Scared Of Boobies Now.

Boobs, Since the early age of time, every single men weakness has always been boobs.
It applies in many areas, whether if you want to pay for something if you dont' have the money. Insert "flash a boob" and there you go. Problem solved.
It's like the "Smart Tag" for many purposes.

Here's another example on how BOOBIES makes you earn BIG amount of cash.
The Blogging industry. Nuffnang pays BIG amount of cash to their top bloggers.
LIKE HOW?

Exhibit A
Hi, I'm a blogger who takes photos of myself infront of mirror with my cleavage hanging out for the world to see.
Her name is Elly.
No I don't know her, she's a model not a porn star (i think), she's vietnamese and yes she's hot and cute all at the same time.

Exhibit B
Hi, I'm a blogger who takes photos of my big belly protruding out for the world to see.
I don't know him either.

Which one will you rather read see? (who reads blogs anyway?)

Anyway news flash, if you haven't been reading the papers or have u been stuck under a rock in the past 2 days.
Moscow Bombing Leaving 39 Dead.

This is where the X-Rays machines comes in handy, checking out whether any passengers are carrying any bombs on their body. However, some say that they actually implanted the bombs in their body.

Last time, if you see a middle eastern man receding the Quran before the plane takes off with a nervous face, you'll be scared.
(Mad TV - Bobby Lee 24)

Now, if you see a Big Boobs Russian women in the same plane/train with you, I don't know whether should you be scared or turned on. Either way, she'll attract lots of attention.
Maria Sharapova

Well, at least there's a good sight before you die.

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