TIMMY (SOUTH PARK) VS. DANNY BOYLE (SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE)

I don't know about you guys, but when I was watching the oscars earlier this morning, Danny Boyle kept appearing on the screen. And then it hits me, he looks like TIMMY from South Park.

DANNAAAAY!

TIMMAAAY!

I Love Saggy Titties

Way way back then, I've made a post about Saggy Titties parody of SEGi College Facilities/ Facitities form.

Everyweek, when I check my nuffnang account, saggy titties was always one of my top hits on analytic.

Apparently, till today that was one of my most read post ever!
ivankang.blogspot.com = saggy titties?

My Awesome Mac Desktop Theme!

My latest desktop theme, now with worms... hahahaha!

Rihanna's Beaten Up Photo

Before

Chris Brown's gonna "hit you hit you hit you hit you hit you.... girl, hit you hit you hit you hit you hit you!"

After


DAAAMMMMNNN!.. Picture is Disturbiaa!!!!

Newsflash on the 13 Year Old that had SEX with the 15 year old girl that eventually had a babaaaaay....!

Newsflash, apparently the 15 year old girl that slept with the 13 year old boy claims that she had slept with 8 guys so far. Good news to the world as you hear it cause it could be any of the little girl's friends that could be the father. Come to think about it, when I was 13 years old, I always plan on sleep over at guy friends place and play computer games or playstation 2 till i fall asleep on my friends bed, which when you think now is really really giving me the creeps. HOMO!

Picture courtesy of The Sun(UK)

Unfortunately for the little 13 year old boy, not only does he have to deal with the fact that his girlfriend is pregnant but also you have to pity him that his 15 year old girlfriend cheated on him 7 (SEVEN) times, each with diffrent guys!!!!! Geeeeeez, thats suckkks..

13 Year Old Dad?

Weird things have become weirder this coming few days as a women gave birth to Octuplets and a 13 year old boy and a 15 year old girl became parents.
Picture Courtesy Of The Sun (UK)

It's weird because not only does the boy looks like his only 9 and haven't reached puberty but yet he still needs his dad to buy underwear or ground him or tells him to finish his homework before going to bed. According to The Sun, after the interview, the innocent eyed boy went to his PlayStation.
What have the world turned into?

HAPPY KILLING CUPID VALENTINES DAY!

Its 2 hours pass Valentines Day. How was your Valentines Day? Did the Cupid manage to find you?

WideScreen

Okay, my blog is under renovation now. The layouts are slightly off, because of the recent change to the widescreen format (1280x800). Anyway, random question who still uses 800x600 or 1024x768 resolution to view internet pages?

My MacBook Logo Color Poll

I'm using a MacBook White and I feel like changing my Apple logo color. This are a few rendered/photoshopped colors of someone's Apple MacBook logo.
Please vote at the Nuffnang Advertorial located at the sidebar.

Usain Bolt's Early Celebration

Famous Lookalikes

Something really random I just remembered while watching football, Edward TanganGunting, and a Fall Out Boy video. This is what I came out with.

Exhibit 1

Dimitar Berbatov

Andy Garcia (Oceans 11, 13)

Exhibit 2

Patrick Stump ( Fall Out Boy )

Fat Bastard (Austin Powers)

Exhibit 3

Joseph Fritzel

Vincent Price (Edward Scissorhand)

Thats all i can think so far.... Lots of things to do!!!!!


Ngo Hou Fa Shang