Sunday, July 25, 2010

Cutest Mascot Ever

This is by far the cutest mascot ever... and he's cool too.

Will our Upper Iowa University Mascot, "Pete The Peacock" ever be like him?

It gets better towards the end.. Trust me.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

What is an Ivan?

Have you ever wondered what your name means? Ever since the beginning of time, I have always thought that Ivan was a Russian name and there was a great Ivan and a terrible Ivan.

So what about me? I've done some soul searching and stumbled upon Urban Dictionary.com

And immediately I know who I am..


1.Ivan1269 up609 down
totally fukable
2.Ivan731 up245 down

Originally meaning "gift of God". A good looking man, usually of Hispanic or Eastern European descent.
"Ooh, girl! There's some Ivan's up in this ethnic party tonight, they all look so good."


3.Ivan670 up275 down

A boyfriend who can be a COMPLETE ASSHOLE and the sweetest guy at the same point in time.
Ivan: "I can't wait till you graduate so i never see you again and this will all be over."

the Girlfriend: (Begins to cry at his hateful words)

Ivan: "Nah, i'm really going to miss you, seriously."


I was starting to get convinced by Urban Dictionary until I read this..


13.Ivan16 up16 down

A Russian inmate who is accustomed to raping other male prisoners in the shower.
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."



Okay! back to Oxford Dictionary for me, thank you very much.


ps. Thanks to Abu for the discovery of Ivan on Urban Dictionary

Friday, July 16, 2010

iOS 4.0 on 3G iPhone (Parody)

Gosh, this is so true.. Bye bye dearly beloved iPhone.

Manchester United 2010/2011 Home & Away Kit


Finally the long awaited jersey has been launched. I really don't know what to say about the new Manchester United jersey as with the other older Manchester United jerseys. This is because at every launched of new jersey, Everyone would criticize the jersey being comical, too retro, tasteless etc etc. However, at the end of the day, tonnes of fans or glory hunter would queue up to buy the new jersey.


Personally, I fell that Nike designers are trying to play a practical joke by designing the ugliest jersey and yet still manage to sell millions of jerseys world wide.


If its for me, i would just get it because of the badge on the jersey. I dont exactly go gaga over the new jersey, I find it too retro but after a period of time, we would all get used to it and somehow fall deep in love with it too.

Besides that, this jersey is also eco-friendly


Product Specification

    * Dri-FIT fabric to wick sweat away and help keep you dry and comfortable
    
* Up to 8 recycled plastic bottles used in the manufacturing process
    * Retro collar inspired by the 1980/81 season Home Shirt
    * New club sponsor Aon logo at centre front
    * Club badge at left chest with ‘Believe’ printed on the reverse
    * Chevron stripe detail along each sleeve
    * MUFC branding on the reverse of the shirt below the collar
    * Dri-FIT 100% polyester. Rib: 90% polyester/ 10% elastane.



By referring to point 2, it can be said that this jersey is rubbish? hahaha
This jersey seem to make them look really old.. Berba dont' even look interested




Hmm, whoever this guy is (from the reserves), after scoring and celebrating like this, has already started to convince me to get this jersey... what do u think?

Monday, July 12, 2010

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Fix You

When you try your best but you don't succeed,
When you get what you want but not what you need,
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep,
Stuck in reverse.

And the tears come streaming down your face,
When you lose something you cannot replace,
When you love someone but it goes to waste,
Could it be worst?

Lights will guide you home,

And ignite your bones,
And I will try to fix you.

And high up above or down below,
When you're too in love to let it go,
But if you never try you'll never know,
Just what you're worth.

Lights will guide you home,
And ignite your bones,
And I will try to fix you,

Tears stream down your face,
When you lose something you cannot replace.
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you.