Saturday, March 20, 2010

Chatroulette

We need more poeple like this on Chatroulette.
What is chatroulette you say?

Chatroulette

One of Earth's most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a webcam. No downloads required. Anything goes.

Things to expect while on chatroulette

-4 out of 5 are male
-about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off
or showing full frontal
-about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice titties

-a video on repeat (porn
, something misleading, often ridiculous)
-that token 50+ year old
-college dudes
-less college chicks
-dudes looking to chat someone up
-girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease
)
-pre-pubescent middle school girls

-people from other continents (duh)
-a short conversation
-a long conversation
-racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen.

-people with ridiculous costumes
-people you wonder why the fuck the are on chat roulette
-non-sexual entertainment (rare)
-rejection
-a good laugh

-and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show

Similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc

You never know what to expect from this site.
Guy 1: Dude, let's fucking chat roulette right now, I wanna see what some titties and/or asian girls

Guy 2: I didn't know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. But yeah I can go for some titties.

Guy 1: I have a feeling we'll see some titties from tits mcghee
today.

(five clicks later)

Guy 1: Ah fuck! some dude jerkin' it...Do you think he does this all day?
Creative, Talented, Funny, and not showing other people their balls.

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