I'm Back... forawhile....

Thanks to blogger for having a little sense of taste in their blogskins this time in order for me to publish a new post after a month of absence.

Anyway, I've gone for the very "apple-ly" look.

Clean simple "sophisticated"(like that will ever happen to me)

Anyway, here's a few update in pictures again.

New SB-600 speedlight for baby d90. (test shot in a completely dark room)

New family members named Peanut & Butter.

Sold the my caucasian zuzu.

And was immediately admitted to the hospital right after that.

with my pulse being 157. (admitted with 170)

Some weird tubes attached... Makes me feel like iron man.

And what do u know after being released by the hospital, I became Iron KANG!

That's not an ice cream that Phoebe's holding, its actually my Light emitting Paladium Core attached on my chest. Hence the weird face, and yes that is blood. She likes the taste of it.

Now, I'm more agile, stronger, faster, fairer and fatter by 3kgs after being discharged.

Not to mention I have superpowers now.

And thats the bottom line cause "I AM IRON KANG"

(Iron Man Music In Background)

IRON MAC

Another Day, Another Mac Mod.

Ever since I've got my first MacBook, the modifications I've done on it is endless.

Zuzu's first day.

Today, my modifications has move to a whole new level with the transplant of the several parts to zuzu. My previous modifications were fan/heatsink, superdrive, bluetooth chip, apple logo, black casing, logic board, hard disk and ram.

Now, introducing in conjunction with the movie Iron Man 2,

My homemade iron man head with lights glowing out from his eye's sticker with cellophane tape!

Zuzu Stark!

I AM IRON MAN!

*This modification was inspired by the late DJ AM/ Adam Goldstein's MacBook Pro.

LIKE TOTALLY RANDOM POST: What is Awesome?

This post is totally random,

My brand of milk when I was growing up.

How about this? this is awesome?

Iron Man 2 + Ip Man 2 = IPRON MAN 2!

Iron Man 2 and Ip Man 2, with their powers combine, they are IPRON MAN!

owh yeah, Iron Man 2 is awesomeeeeeeeee.. (high pitch Barney Stinson's Voice)

His high pitch voice just plays in your head doesn't it? Creepy.

Where They Really Belong.

Chelsea, where they really belong.

Manchester United 2010/2011 Jersey

Is this Manchester United's new 2010/2011 Jersey together with their new sponsor AON?

Well certainly looks like it, it's Nike's first (i think) collar jersey for Manchester United.

But seriously, whats with all the retro.

Rooney don't look too happy. =(

Off to retailers!

But wait a second, clubs and retailers Oct 2009? wait a minute... Maybe its just a rejected ones.

The Stig in China

China has always been known for copying cars/ or anything for that matter that already existed. Take for instance,

China's Smart Fortwo

China's Mercedes Benz C Class

China's Rolls Royce

China's BMW X5

Now presenting,

Stig's Chinese cousin!!!!

We should call it Chop Stig.

Original Stig.

Stiggy don't look too happy about it.

Iron Man 2 Poster!

Literally, Iron Man.

The Dangers Of Masturbation

NICE.

G SPOT

Remember awhile back when I mentioned that all laptops are females.

Link

Here's a more significant prove of why laptops are females.

The G Spot on the laptop.

I'm Scared Of Boobies Now.

Boobs, Since the early age of time, every single men weakness has always been boobs.

It applies in many areas, whether if you want to pay for something if you dont' have the money. Insert "flash a boob" and there you go. Problem solved.

It's like the "Smart Tag" for many purposes.

Here's another example on how BOOBIES makes you earn BIG amount of cash.

The Blogging industry. Nuffnang pays BIG amount of cash to their top bloggers.

LIKE HOW?

Exhibit A

Hi, I'm a blogger who takes photos of myself infront of mirror with my cleavage hanging out for the world to see.

Her name is Elly.

No I don't know her, she's a model not a porn star (i think), she's vietnamese and yes she's hot and cute all at the same time.

Exhibit B

Hi, I'm a blogger who takes photos of my big belly protruding out for the world to see.

I don't know him either.

Which one will you rather read see? (who reads blogs anyway?)

Anyway news flash, if you haven't been reading the papers or have u been stuck under a rock in the past 2 days.

Moscow Bombing Leaving 39 Dead.

This is where the X-Rays machines comes in handy, checking out whether any passengers are carrying any bombs on their body. However, some say that they actually implanted the bombs in their body.

Last time, if you see a middle eastern man receding the Quran before the plane takes off with a nervous face, you'll be scared.

(Mad TV - Bobby Lee 24)

Now, if you see a Big Boobs Russian women in the same plane/train with you, I don't know whether should you be scared or turned on. Either way, she'll attract lots of attention.

Maria Sharapova

Well, at least there's a good sight before you die.

Snapshots from my phone that makes you go, WTF?

Camera phones..

To an avid photographer, nothing good has come out from using a mobile phone's built in camera.

The simple logic is that, the CMOS sensor is too small, hence making the pictures incomparable to the real thing.

Many simple things are wrong with a typical phone camera, over basic settings, ISO too high (grainy shots), LED flash makes the pictures washed out, unable to select the particular shutter speed for particular shots.. I can just go on and on.

Even if the mobile phone companies boast about the gazillion mega-pixel it possessed, the picture will be too large to store and making the phone's memory card clogged up.

Take for instance this Samsung 12 megapixel mobile phone.

I mean, 12 freaking Megapixels! Some DSLR aren't even 12 megapixels!

Nikon D60 - 10 Megapixels

Canon 1000D - 10 Megapixels

Canon 450D - 12 Megapixels (Midrange DSLR)

Nikon D90 - 12 Megapixels. (phew, won't let some stupid camera phone tapao D90)

However, camera phones have their plus point too.

1. Easy to camwhore

2. Taking shots of the most WTF things you seen.

This are a few recent examples of pictures i took last month with my handy phone's camera.

This Mercedes Benz CLK 63 AMG wit the awesome number plate of

WTC 911

World Trade Center - 9/11?

Or cars with the weirdest vinyl.

Yeap. Thats P. Ramlee.

Hoo Shit Wan

And finally this name list,

I have nothing much to say except the parents have an EPIC sense of humor when it comes to naming their child. Why Epic?

1. Your name has the word Shit on it.

2. Your name is actually a question. (Who Shit One?)

It's so brutal that I actually feel bad for laughing at the poor person's name.

Sorry Ms. Hoo Shit Wan for posting this.

ZUZU'S RED HEART

Performed another surgery on ZUZU.

Nothing major, just for aesthetic purpose.

Looks really awesome in the dark.

Taken with my phone.. eee..grainy

This is why we need good cameras. tsk tsk tsk.

Shot number two!

Keeley Hazel!

Someone, I can't remember who pop-ed an interesting question when I showed her this picture of Keeley Hazel.

"What shoes is she wearing?"

Without looking at the pic again, an ordinary man wouldn't have noticed Keeley Hazel was wearing boots at all. I mean, why would I be staring at her Boots when I can be staring at her Boobs?

Anyway, on a totally irrelevant note. they're all Keeley Hazel and number 4 is standing like a show off.

Bai.

Park Ji Sung Is One Awesome Korean Boy

Manchester United has always boast about their bonding between their players.

But I've never imagined them to go that far.

click to view full sized image.

Sesame Street 1 - 0 Twilight

One Punch, ah! ah! ah!