What's Wrong With You Malaysia?

Malaysia, Malaysia, Malaysia...
Negaraku, Tanah tumpahnya darahku...
What have Malaysia become in the 21st century.
As many of us know that Malaysia was a great country with full of pride when it first got its independence from the British and yes, we Malaysians were doing fairly well.
This week alone, many issues have been brought up regarding Malaysia.

For starters, Football news.
Past
Tunku Abdul Rahman was a big fan of football, hence the existence of the Merdeka Football Tournament.
Malaysia Football Association(FAM) managed to qualify for the Olympics's
Selangor team being able to trash Singapore flat in football friendlies

Present
Lost to China 5-1 on home ground
Lost to Uzbekistan 5-0 on home ground the following week

Malaysia trying to let in 50 goals to commemorate their 50th years of independence.
Some politicians said don't invite Manchester United over to Malaysia cause we should support Malaysia in the Asian Football Tournament.
Well its even more embarrassing to see Malaysia loosing 5-0 to countries like Uzbek and China.
Letting in 10 goals in 2 matches is a disaster for the team and what more for our country men.
How do we support a team where they can't even play nicely?

Moving on to Movies,
I'm sure you guys heard of the movie Bruce Almighty,

well in the past there was a big controversial issue about it,
mainly because of the issues about God where a certain group of people aren't happy of a black man protruding as God.
Well bad news you group of people, cause there will be a sequel in the Almighty franchise.
This time, God is still black and cool and here comes another new character for them to bomb.
Prophet Noah,(refer to the bible or wikipedia on who is he)
He is the coolest guy ever, and a wonderful builder, and he should help our contractor to fix all our government buildings to prevent their ceiling from collapsing.

Back the to point anyway, these politicians are just picking on stuff lately and now they are picking on this harmless movie, Evan Almighty.
I would say BUGGER OFF as why they should ban this entertaining and slightly educational(well it puts you in the interest of religions eh)movie when they can highly approve the movie Remp-it.

Reeeeemmmmmppppp-it.
This show clearly has no educational value at all and they are teaching the young to ride motorcycle illegally, encourage speeding, lepaking in the night, and gangster -ism.

Another 1 is the SMART Tunnel, I feel really embarrass especially when the country talk about making the biggest ketupat or sending astronauts/tourists to space when they spend 2 billion Ringgit on the tunnel and it can't even solve the issue of Rainwater..

Not so Smart tunnel

Cause of all these issues?
Religions?
Politicians?
Races?
Bribery?
inequality?






And the answer is, none of them.
Shocking?
I'm afraid not, other countries have different races religions and involve all those. But no countries have Nasi Lemak and Roti Canai.
Therefore i put the blame on Nasi Lemak and Roti Canai.

Roti Canai and Nasi Lemak pic were taken from the internet

Those are just my 2 cents and my 10cents too,

Majulah Malaysia. (copied from Majulah Singapura)

This post is clearly just for laughs and it should not be taken seriously and my apologies to those who were offended.