Premier League Jersey 09/10

Although the season hasn't ended yet and Manchester United is still in the lead. I've came acros with a few interesting jerseys for the TOP 4 Football Club in the Premier League.

Warning: The following jerseys are POTENTIAL/ RUMORED jerseys and they may make you puke. Good luck

Arsenal's 09/10 Away Jersey

Meet the all New and More Environmentally friendly Arsenal!

Even Arsenal is going green.

Chelsea 09/10 Home Jersey

Boobies for Drogba!

Very Terminator-ish

Liverpool 09/10 Away Jersey

So far the best among the top 4 new jersey.

Now the one we all have been waiting for,

Manchester United 09/10 Home Jersey

V For VIDIC!

Perhaps the extra V will increase aerodynamic-ness of the team therefore making us faster.

Manchester United 09/10 Away Jersey

Whats with the neck? It will take ages for them to get it right and they will spend their half time tying it. Owh yeah, look at the sponsor, Saudi Telecom.. Wondering if Jersey Sales will drop..

SEGi College's Awesome English

SEGi College is so successful that it needs an extra E.

Didn't know that a Coke Machine was classified as a Collage by SEGi College.

And I thought Saggy(SEGi) Titties was bad enough.

Tagged By Jo Joan

1. Crazy stuff u did before.
Dreaming of a crazy stuff

2. Most regrettable incident.
Dreaming of the crazy incident

3. If you are given a chance to reverse your life,will you back to the past ?
Yes, to not think of the crazy incident

4. What would u do if u were to die tomorrow ?
Never dream of the crazy stuff

5. Is there someone in your heart right now ?
oooo, so thats why my heart beats are a little awkward..

6. Do you feel loved in this world ?
Love is all around

7. What are you afraid to lose the most ?
My balls

8. What do you feel like doing right now ?
Redoing this whole tag again, its very lame. Please excuse me.

9. If there’s someone that you love, would you confess to him/her ?
A confession will be done to a priest only.

10. List 5 things that u like in a guy/girl.

Face

Body

Hand

Legs

Boobs

(You can't live without any of those)

11. What are the requirements that you not wish from your other half?

A penis

12. What do you think is your purpose in life?

World domination

13. Do you feel like killing someone at the moment?
Yes... [Slash/drop] opps, not anymore.

14. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Humans

15. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick
Happy being rich.

16. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
Nothinggggg..

17. What is the most prized possession that you wish you can bring to Heaven?
South Park

18. Name one love song that you have in mind and why?

19. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
My balls

20. Do u think ur Life is meaningful enough ??
Look at the dictionary for the meaning of life.

Difference Between Football & American Football

Hand Egg!

Official Apple iPhone 3G in Malaysia Rumors

Yes, the iPhone has been out for almost 2 years, and finally it looks like Apple has decided to launch/ release the iPhone in Malaysia or as we hoped.

This news was greatly supported with evidence from an e-mail by my boss mentioning

"Something Exciting..

There is a long anticipated product finally coming to Malaysia and Machines is glad to be one of the chosen partners. Cannot share with you what it is for now, but I am sure many of you can guess already. So stay optimistic!"

Jakun jakun feeling all over, not because that I haven't see the iPhone before, trust me I'm literally bored with it already. Even the name iPhone is killing me with each customer that comes in saying at the iPod Touch that it is an iPhone (some even argued with me that its an iPhone, like i don't know any better).

If the iPhone is launched in Malaysia officially, there would be better benefits than buying it from neighboring countries or e-bay.

1. Cheaper
2. Cheaper again if you're a Maxis user. (Rumors that Maxis is the official mobile carrier)
3. Sales for Machines! ($$$ for me!)
4. iTunes Store for Malaysia (But it'll be an utter failure because who "buys" songs in Malaysia)
5. Prevents exporting money to the country you're buying from (Although large profits goes to Apple inc. an American company)
6. Prevents those Cina ah beng Hand Phone seller from cheating people's money by selling an iPhone 3G Rm 3,000, where actual price is Rm 2,500/Rm 2,400 depending on currency)

Ps. there are some other evidence that iPhone is launching tomorrow,

http://www.lowyat.net/v2/latest/maxis-to-reveal-iphone-package-tomorrow-2.html

and when I say launch it means LAUNCH and not SELLING.

Ivan Needs a Phone/ a car/ a TV .... MONEY!

Asia Cafe Workers

Mind through an Asia Cafe worker.

1. When a drink is out of stock, what is the first action to do?

A. Not delaying and immediately report to the customer that it is out of stock.

B. Recommend another drink to the customer.

C. Delaying the status and offer you to buy some tissues.

Hmm... This is a tough one.

Suicide!