Michael Jackson Death IS FAKE!

Or is it?

Well since everyone has been blogging about Michael Jackson's Death.

Here is a few reasons why I feel that the "late" Michael Jackson death is fake.

1. Michael Jackson wants to run away from all the $400 million debt
2. Michael Jackson is unfit to perform even 1 concert yet alone perform 50 concerts in UK.
3. After the death of Michael Jackson, his sales album increase, iTunes top 20 download charts are flooded with his awesome songs, then this would increase profit for him.
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5. Running away from all his hate fans and journalist who are stalking him and just waiting for him to make another slip.
6. Wants to avoid the lawsuit from the Prince of Bahrain.
7. Wants to spend time with his family away from the paparazzi
8. Receive insurance money from his death, i'm sure it is enough for him to cover up his entire life.
9. He is already 50 and he has already accomplished every single thing in his life. So practically there is nothing else left to be done but to enjoy life.

So this are a few random things which I have been thinking about after the death of Michael Jackson.

Well, I'm not saying that he isn't dead but he is an icon to all of us and he deserve a lot of respect from everything that he's done. Rest in Peace, the gloved one.

But who is he really kidding, he's a zombie from Thriller, he will never leave our hearts. =)

Manchester United New Home Kit!

Well, predictions can be wrong.. from my previous post.

But this will be the upcoming official home kit for Manchester United.

Personally, I don't think its one my favorites but hey, its always interesting to see how Nike can design anything and be a marketing success.!

I'm not surprised either if this jersey was selling like hot cakes during the match against Malaysia on the 18th July. (Did I mention WE MALAYSIANS will be giving the privilege to see them playing in this jersey for the first time?)

Well about the design, what does the V stands for?

Quote from Park Ji Sung

"I like to think of it as V for victory and hopefully we can win every game we play in the new kits!"

Some people said its a tribute to Vidic, since his name starts with a V.

So Shieng and I came out with a few Manchester United Stars if their name was all starting with V.

Vayne Vooney

Vark Vi Vung!

Can't wait to see them LIVE!

Things I've Learn from Transformers 2

This post may contain spoilers.

1. Robots have 2 big metal balls

2. Even Decepticon hates America

3. There is a difference between living with your mother and your mother living with you.

4. No matter how sophisticated robots are, a simple voicebox cannot be fixed.

5. Even aliens have tattoo

6. You can train decepticons to become a chihuahua.

7. Obama runs for cover the moment the world is in trouble.

8. Megan Fox's "I Love You" technique works to revive people from the dead.

9. Heaven consist of Autobots and Primes.

10. Decepticons posing as hot college chicks will want to dry hump you before they kill you.

11. Robots will age and carry a walking stick

12. Robots hump humans

13. Robots either talk with a black man' slang or with a spongebob voice.

14. You don't have to be the President or even the Captain to order the Navy to Fire at Pyramids.

15. You will be able to get pass any check in security if you're from New York.

16. Ooompa Loompa's are from Egypt

17. College chicks are all HAAWT!

18. How come Sam didn't go crazy throughout the entire film?

19. Bumblebee acts like a 3 year old when his master leave's for college

20. Army without helmets always survive.

A Global Pandemic Conspiracy

Swine Flu, thats the word i love to use instead of the numerical and acronym updated version of the name A H1N1 virus.

To be I think its a whole government conspiracy. WHY?

Although I'm no Rocket Scientist, but i believe more people actually die from many other natural cause in that period as compared to the H1N1 virus.

Yes, it is a killer virus in Mexico but bringing it back to here the fatality number is still remain 0 after few months.

I feel that a few druggie companies are collaborating together creating this mild killer virus and also created a vaccine for it. Then the World Health Organization will buy their aids for a really really high price in desperation and aid those in Mexico or elsewhere around the world.

Same goes for the recent April Fool Virus scare, the Conflicker virus.

Microsoft stated on April fools day, computers will just automatically shut down and almost 50% of all computers have already been infected bla bla bla.. But what actually happen?

Just another scam for more Anti Virus companies to promote and sell their antivirus software?

Maybe it might be another scam from Microsoft to promote to all users to update to their original software?

Who knows, well time will only tell perhaps.

The only pandemic i can think of is

I'm soooo startled...

Where Do Babies Come From?

Explosm to the rescue when I can't think of anything to blog. Writers block again?

I HAZ TICKETZ!

Finally, weeks after I've paid for my golden ticket, the tickets to Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory see Manchester United is finally in my hands!

Where Sir Willie Wonka Alex Furguson will manage his Ommpa - Loompas to the demolition of the Malaysian team.

Owh yeah, the above pictures are the previous 2001 tickets and the current 2009 tickets. Very minimalist design now. Sorry for showing off. Please don't drool over the Official Manchester United South East Asia Supporters Handbook.

Randomness Time

Bang!

Rempit Wannabe