I'm Scared Of Boobies Now.

Boobs, Since the early age of time, every single men weakness has always been boobs.

It applies in many areas, whether if you want to pay for something if you dont' have the money. Insert "flash a boob" and there you go. Problem solved.

It's like the "Smart Tag" for many purposes.

Here's another example on how BOOBIES makes you earn BIG amount of cash.

The Blogging industry. Nuffnang pays BIG amount of cash to their top bloggers.

LIKE HOW?

Exhibit A

Hi, I'm a blogger who takes photos of myself infront of mirror with my cleavage hanging out for the world to see.

Her name is Elly.

No I don't know her, she's a model not a porn star (i think), she's vietnamese and yes she's hot and cute all at the same time.

Exhibit B

Hi, I'm a blogger who takes photos of my big belly protruding out for the world to see.

I don't know him either.

Which one will you rather read see? (who reads blogs anyway?)

Anyway news flash, if you haven't been reading the papers or have u been stuck under a rock in the past 2 days.

Moscow Bombing Leaving 39 Dead.

This is where the X-Rays machines comes in handy, checking out whether any passengers are carrying any bombs on their body. However, some say that they actually implanted the bombs in their body.

Last time, if you see a middle eastern man receding the Quran before the plane takes off with a nervous face, you'll be scared.

(Mad TV - Bobby Lee 24)

Now, if you see a Big Boobs Russian women in the same plane/train with you, I don't know whether should you be scared or turned on. Either way, she'll attract lots of attention.

Maria Sharapova

Well, at least there's a good sight before you die.

Snapshots from my phone that makes you go, WTF?

Camera phones..

To an avid photographer, nothing good has come out from using a mobile phone's built in camera.

The simple logic is that, the CMOS sensor is too small, hence making the pictures incomparable to the real thing.

Many simple things are wrong with a typical phone camera, over basic settings, ISO too high (grainy shots), LED flash makes the pictures washed out, unable to select the particular shutter speed for particular shots.. I can just go on and on.

Even if the mobile phone companies boast about the gazillion mega-pixel it possessed, the picture will be too large to store and making the phone's memory card clogged up.

Take for instance this Samsung 12 megapixel mobile phone.

I mean, 12 freaking Megapixels! Some DSLR aren't even 12 megapixels!

Nikon D60 - 10 Megapixels

Canon 1000D - 10 Megapixels

Canon 450D - 12 Megapixels (Midrange DSLR)

Nikon D90 - 12 Megapixels. (phew, won't let some stupid camera phone tapao D90)

However, camera phones have their plus point too.

1. Easy to camwhore

2. Taking shots of the most WTF things you seen.

This are a few recent examples of pictures i took last month with my handy phone's camera.

This Mercedes Benz CLK 63 AMG wit the awesome number plate of

WTC 911

World Trade Center - 9/11?

Or cars with the weirdest vinyl.

Yeap. Thats P. Ramlee.

Hoo Shit Wan

And finally this name list,

I have nothing much to say except the parents have an EPIC sense of humor when it comes to naming their child. Why Epic?

1. Your name has the word Shit on it.

2. Your name is actually a question. (Who Shit One?)

It's so brutal that I actually feel bad for laughing at the poor person's name.

Sorry Ms. Hoo Shit Wan for posting this.

ZUZU'S RED HEART

Performed another surgery on ZUZU.

Nothing major, just for aesthetic purpose.

Looks really awesome in the dark.

Taken with my phone.. eee..grainy

This is why we need good cameras. tsk tsk tsk.

Shot number two!

Keeley Hazel!

Someone, I can't remember who pop-ed an interesting question when I showed her this picture of Keeley Hazel.

"What shoes is she wearing?"

Without looking at the pic again, an ordinary man wouldn't have noticed Keeley Hazel was wearing boots at all. I mean, why would I be staring at her Boots when I can be staring at her Boobs?

Anyway, on a totally irrelevant note. they're all Keeley Hazel and number 4 is standing like a show off.

Bai.

Park Ji Sung Is One Awesome Korean Boy

Manchester United has always boast about their bonding between their players.

But I've never imagined them to go that far.

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Sesame Street 1 - 0 Twilight

One Punch, ah! ah! ah!

Twilight Sequel!!!!!

I wish this really happens in the next twilight saga.

Twilight: Vampires vs. Werewolves vs. Raptors.

I vote raptors!

Damn in real life.

Don't u just hate frustrations

It's just like poor ol' Jason Voorhees from Friday The 13th.

Sometimes, no matter what you do or how you prepare yourself, shit just happens.

It's just not your day,

Better luck next time.

Chatroulette

We need more poeple like this on Chatroulette.

What is chatroulette you say?

Chatroulette

One of Earth's most ridiculous websites that randomize a video chat session with another random person in the world with a webcam. No downloads required. Anything goes. Things to expect while on chatroulette -4 out of 5 are male -about 1 in 6 odds that male is jerking off or showing full frontal -about 1 in 4 odds the male is looking for a set of nice titties -a video on repeat (porn, something misleading, often ridiculous) -that token 50+ year old -college dudes -less college chicks -dudes looking to chat someone up -girls looking for attention and compliments (see: tease) -pre-pubescent middle school girls -people from other continents (duh) -a short conversation -a long conversation -racists, insecure people who act racist because they are behind a computer screen. -people with ridiculous costumes -people you wonder why the fuck the are on chat roulette -non-sexual entertainment (rare) -rejection -a good laugh -and on rare occasion a girl who puts on a show Similar websites: tokbox, omegle, etc You never know what to expect from this site. Guy 1: Dude, let's fucking chat roulette right now, I wanna see what some titties and/or asian girls Guy 2: I didn't know you were that anxious to see some dude jerkin it while sitting in his dark bedroom. But yeah I can go for some titties. Guy 1: I have a feeling we'll see some titties from tits mcghee today. (five clicks later) Guy 1: Ah fuck! some dude jerkin' it...Do you think he does this all day? Source

Creative, Talented, Funny, and not showing other people their balls.

Source: PianoChatImprov

Baby Asked Me To Upload My Damn Blog.

Why do people blog again? Can somebody please remind me so that I can get back into the blogging sphere. (It's Good Money!)

It's been too long since I've abandoned my blog, maybe the passion and flame of writing long articles have been extinguished even since Twitter came along.

Even dear old Nuffnang deducted a star from my blog because of my long absence.

Anyway, perhaps I'll try to post random pictures every now and then. =D

Random Photos

New family member, Barney.

Ted is at Shenzhen.

I'll find a Robin, Marshall or Lily next. muhahaha.