This is by far the cutest mascot ever... and he's cool too.
Will our Upper Iowa University Mascot, "Pete The Peacock" ever be like him?
It gets better towards the end.. Trust me.
1. | Ivan | 1269 up, 609 down |
He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!! totally fukable |
2. | Ivan | 731 up, 245 down |
Originally meaning "gift of God". A good looking man, usually of Hispanic or Eastern European descent. "Ooh, girl! There's some Ivan's up in this ethnic party tonight, they all look so good." |
3. | Ivan | 670 up, 275 down |
A boyfriend who can be a COMPLETE ASSHOLE and the sweetest guy at the same point in time. Ivan: "I can't wait till you graduate so i never see you again and this will all be over." the Girlfriend: (Begins to cry at his hateful words) Ivan: "Nah, i'm really going to miss you, seriously." |
13. | Ivan | 16 up, 16 down |
A Russian inmate who is accustomed to raping other male prisoners in the shower. "The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night." |