Michael Jackson Death IS FAKE!

Or is it?

Well since everyone has been blogging about Michael Jackson's Death.

Here is a few reasons why I feel that the "late" Michael Jackson death is fake.

1. Michael Jackson wants to run away from all the $400 million debt
2. Michael Jackson is unfit to perform even 1 concert yet alone perform 50 concerts in UK.
3. After the death of Michael Jackson, his sales album increase, iTunes top 20 download charts are flooded with his awesome songs, then this would increase profit for him.
4. 
5. Running away from all his hate fans and journalist who are stalking him and just waiting for him to make another slip.
6. Wants to avoid the lawsuit from the Prince of Bahrain.
7. Wants to spend time with his family away from the paparazzi
8. Receive insurance money from his death, i'm sure it is enough for him to cover up his entire life.
9. He is already 50 and he has already accomplished every single thing in his life. So practically there is nothing else left to be done but to enjoy life.

So this are a few random things which I have been thinking about after the death of Michael Jackson.

Well, I'm not saying that he isn't dead but he is an icon to all of us and he deserve a lot of respect from everything that he's done. Rest in Peace, the gloved one.

But who is he really kidding, he's a zombie from Thriller, he will never leave our hearts. =)

Manchester United New Home Kit!

Well, predictions can be wrong.. from my previous post.

But this will be the upcoming official home kit for Manchester United.

Personally, I don't think its one my favorites but hey, its always interesting to see how Nike can design anything and be a marketing success.!

I'm not surprised either if this jersey was selling like hot cakes during the match against Malaysia on the 18th July. (Did I mention WE MALAYSIANS will be giving the privilege to see them playing in this jersey for the first time?)

Well about the design, what does the V stands for?

Quote from Park Ji Sung

"I like to think of it as V for victory and hopefully we can win every game we play in the new kits!"

Some people said its a tribute to Vidic, since his name starts with a V.

So Shieng and I came out with a few Manchester United Stars if their name was all starting with V.

Vayne Vooney

Vark Vi Vung!

Can't wait to see them LIVE!

Things I've Learn from Transformers 2

This post may contain spoilers.

1. Robots have 2 big metal balls

2. Even Decepticon hates America

3. There is a difference between living with your mother and your mother living with you.

4. No matter how sophisticated robots are, a simple voicebox cannot be fixed.

5. Even aliens have tattoo

6. You can train decepticons to become a chihuahua.

7. Obama runs for cover the moment the world is in trouble.

8. Megan Fox's "I Love You" technique works to revive people from the dead.

9. Heaven consist of Autobots and Primes.

10. Decepticons posing as hot college chicks will want to dry hump you before they kill you.

11. Robots will age and carry a walking stick

12. Robots hump humans

13. Robots either talk with a black man' slang or with a spongebob voice.

14. You don't have to be the President or even the Captain to order the Navy to Fire at Pyramids.

15. You will be able to get pass any check in security if you're from New York.

16. Ooompa Loompa's are from Egypt

17. College chicks are all HAAWT!

18. How come Sam didn't go crazy throughout the entire film?

19. Bumblebee acts like a 3 year old when his master leave's for college

20. Army without helmets always survive.

A Global Pandemic Conspiracy

Swine Flu, thats the word i love to use instead of the numerical and acronym updated version of the name A H1N1 virus.

To be I think its a whole government conspiracy. WHY?

Although I'm no Rocket Scientist, but i believe more people actually die from many other natural cause in that period as compared to the H1N1 virus.

Yes, it is a killer virus in Mexico but bringing it back to here the fatality number is still remain 0 after few months.

I feel that a few druggie companies are collaborating together creating this mild killer virus and also created a vaccine for it. Then the World Health Organization will buy their aids for a really really high price in desperation and aid those in Mexico or elsewhere around the world.

Same goes for the recent April Fool Virus scare, the Conflicker virus.

Microsoft stated on April fools day, computers will just automatically shut down and almost 50% of all computers have already been infected bla bla bla.. But what actually happen?

Just another scam for more Anti Virus companies to promote and sell their antivirus software?

Maybe it might be another scam from Microsoft to promote to all users to update to their original software?

Who knows, well time will only tell perhaps.

The only pandemic i can think of is

I'm soooo startled...

Where Do Babies Come From?

Explosm to the rescue when I can't think of anything to blog. Writers block again?

I HAZ TICKETZ!

Finally, weeks after I've paid for my golden ticket, the tickets to Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory see Manchester United is finally in my hands!

Where Sir Willie Wonka Alex Furguson will manage his Ommpa - Loompas to the demolition of the Malaysian team.

Owh yeah, the above pictures are the previous 2001 tickets and the current 2009 tickets. Very minimalist design now. Sorry for showing off. Please don't drool over the Official Manchester United South East Asia Supporters Handbook.

Randomness Time

Bang!

Rempit Wannabe

Biggest Anticipation Movie Of All TIme!!!

To all 90's babies, Toy Story 3 will be out on June 18! Till today, after tons and tons of fantastic and some horrible Disney movie (eg. HSM, Miley Cyrus.. etc etc..) Disney is back to recapture the hearts of its trueee fans from the 90's with Toy Story Trilogy! hahaha..

Trailers pretty awesome too..

Giant Cockroaches

I meant to say Cockroaches in Giant Shah Alam actually. Not Gigantic cockroaches.

Moments before its death.

Still running..

Step on by some random customer....

Thats the life story of a cockroach living at Giant.. May you have a better life in the future. May God be with you Cockroach..

RIP COCKROACH.

System Of A Down..

The entire Maxis center operation system is down. Therefore, all sales, payments and everything else shall not be able to proceeded.
The screwed up part of it was that I wasn't able to close a sale because of this situation...
Cursed? ...

I'm Still Alive

Dear people, I'm still alive. Just had been really really really busy till I don't even have the time to turn on Zuzu. And the amazing thing is that, I (ivan) even kinda forgotten how to type on the keyboard. That was how long since I've touched Zuzu.. sleeping for 3 days...

Anyway, I've been busy on a couple of things.

Juggling 3 jobs isn't easy, but its hell of an experience.

1. Machines

2. Event Company

3. iPhone Event @ Shah Alam, GIANT..

Yes, I'm not making up the 3rd one, its true that MAXIS is desperately trying to sell iPhones at all location even at GIANT.

But as for me, with my CHINA Man thinking, Money is everything. Don't care about the location as long as it pays well and yes it does! With 13 bucks an hour. How can I possibly turn it down?

But again maxis.. why giant?? why why why?

Not only does that place is filled with either fish buying housewives or some Nepalis construction worker going there to buy some groceries or even taking shower in the toilet but dude... GIANT??!

They must be that desperate to sell it all out before the new one comes out eh this July 17.. oops..

So again, I have been working for Machines all this while, and I can blog all the time, but why not at Maxis?

Firstly, there is no computer at Maxis.. boohoo..

secondly, iPhone can't access blogger.com sucks right?

Owh yeah, did I mention that each of us got an iPhone 3G that we can bring home?

That means, Zuzu cousins has been reunited.

Meet The Family,

iPod Classic, iPod Shuffle, MacBook, Apple Mouse, Apple Remote, Apple iPhone 3G!

Manchester United Winners Of The Barclays Premier League

Just a short post, but We're the Winners

(Insert Theme Song by Queen - We Are The Champions)

Hat trick of BPL trophies in a row.

Trophies Check List for 08/09

Charity Shield - SUCCESS

FIFA Club World Cup - SUCCESS

League Cup - SUCCESS

FA CUP - FAIL

Barclay's Premier League - SUCCESS

Champions League - PENDING FOR SUCCESS, 27th May

Computers = Male or Female

3 days of 12 hours working labor results in my really really fatigue feet now, not to mention sore!

Still, I have to blog daily like I mention in previous posts. 

Anyway, in response to JianHao's comment on Zuzu

"13 May 09, 19:23 jianhao: so is it a she, or a he."

Therefore this leaves it to a debate, are computers a Male, Female or Transvestite?

In my opinion, I feel that computers (Zuzu in particular) is a female. 

This is because I'll be touching my computer till the late nights and giving me entertainment too. 

Apart from that, I also insert objects in and out of her body. 

Besides, Zuzu is really fair and slim. Her fair white body is also really smooth and when she will occasionally gets hot when I play with her too much. 

And for the Macbook Air, people are obsessed over the slimness of it, just the same as people are obsessed over a slimmed figure female. You don't see people being obsessed over a big and bulky notebooks/females. =P

Not to mention once you have commit to one, you'll spend your entire salary paying for her accessories.  

Anyway no offense to the rest of the entire female species / bulky laptop owners. 

I'm running out of things to blog about... Plus I'm bored again at work... booohooo...

Manchester United Live In Malaysia 2009!

Glory glory Man United, glory glory Man United, glory glory Man United and the RED COME MARCHING AT BUKIT JALIL!!!

Malaysia XI v United
18 July 2009, Bukit Jalil Stadium, kick-off 10:30 BST

There will be a special pre-sale period of match tickets in selected Nike Concept and Al-Ikhsan sports stores in Malaysia from May 22-31. Fans who buy tickets during this pre-sale period will also be given free passes to watch United training.

Public sales begin on 1 June.  Match tickets are priced at RM 58 (GBP 11), RM 68 (GBP 13) and RM 98 (GBP 18), with limited VIP tickets at RM 308 (GBP 57) and student concessions at RM 28 (GBP 5).

Fans can buy tickets from Ticketpro’s 13 sales outlets across Malaysia, online at www.ticketpro.com.my or by calling 03-7880 7999.

Source: www.manutd.com

Sweeeeet...

The last time Manchester United came down they trashed Malaysia XI 6-0 and that was way back in 2001 and I was the small little boy in the stands there cheering my ass off and doing the wave in my little red Manchester United jersey. Still keeping the RM80 ticket though.. Memories..

Anyway, who is up for it? Count me in on the Rm98 one. See ya there!

Miss California, Rihanna & Cassie Pictures!

No there isn't any Miss California, Rihanna or Cassie Pictures on my blog.

Just a plain old trick of posting unnecessary titles to attract random people for searching.

Sorry if you actually believe I posted the pictures of these really hot babes on my blog. But hey, you know what, try looking for Mr. Gutter if you really want those pictures and don't look for my blog if you want those pictures. Gotta keep it below 18SX.

Anyway, having severe writers block now. Gonna start random posting everyday from today onwards..

Owh yeah, I've named my MacBook Zuzu. (Don't ask how I got it. Randomness)

It comes with an awesome/ very un-creative wallpaper too.

Lazy Holiday Got Me Watching Britain's Got Talent

That's right, it's finally the semester break and what's install for me during this semester break?

NOTHING.

Yeap, since the car still hasn't been repaired yet. Practically stuck home all day. =) HOW SWEET.

With me being stuck at home, my ultimate ninja sense of geeekiness haz becomez X10000000 combo bonus ultra flucking cool bay bay!.

Things that I've done,

1. Installed Microsoft Windows 7 Release Candidate Edition.

2. Watched a whole lot of Britain's Got Talent

Susan Boyle KICKED Hollie Steel's 10 Year Old ASS.. HAHAHA

Besides that, take a look at this few video.

Observe Simon Cowell's Facial Expression

The best dance group EVAARR! FLAWLESS

3. Know that Genghis Khan's name isn't Genghis Khan. That show is awesome!!

Why was it awesome? It's because it shows a bunch of Japanese Dudes and Chicks acting as and Sp Monglians speaking English. See how united we are? awwww

4. Witness the AWESOMENESS of Manchester United demolition

5. Started playing Restaurant City

Royal Parade of Death

Why does so many shitty things happen in the past few days, it is as if the world is going to end tomorrow or something. From shitty swine flu pandemic, to the lost of a friend's dad, to a terrible terrible exam paper, the bankruptcy of Chrysler and closing of Pontiac Automobiles and to the crazy dude who killed 4 injured 14 by standers @ the Dutch Royal Event.

It just shows how vulnerable humans are and life and be taken away in just a split second whether you are ready or not. (overdramatic detected)

Anyway, holidays next week which is a good thing to finally catch some good night's sleep and time to earn some big bucks again or....

Should I go on a vacation?... contemplating..

In other news,

Five Minutes Short Film is now released in DVD format.

DVD is not for sale........ Well if u want to pay me go ahead. I don't mind collecting money.

Happy Labor Day.

Bored + Exam = More Excuses To Waste Time

Modifying your desktop look is a great way to kill away the exam stress.

Five Minutes

This video couldn't be uploaded to youtube because of the copyrighted music...

Besides that, Facebook is being a bitch for not allowing me to upload any video at all.

MobileMe however remains faithful to it's Rm300 per year paying customer.

Heres the link to the World Premiere of FIVE MINUTES The Short Film.

http://gallery.me.com/ivankangweihan#100024

Enjoy!

UPDATE!

Finally Youtube passed the Audio copyrighted law shits with my video.

Squidworth = Mike Riley (Referee)

Come on Man Utd.... Win Win Win!

My 200th Post - A Desktop Upgrade

I'm a geek.