I HAZ TICKETZ!

Finally, weeks after I've paid for my golden ticket, the tickets to Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory see Manchester United is finally in my hands!

Where Sir Willie Wonka Alex Furguson will manage his Ommpa - Loompas to the demolition of the Malaysian team.

Owh yeah, the above pictures are the previous 2001 tickets and the current 2009 tickets. Very minimalist design now. Sorry for showing off. Please don't drool over the Official Manchester United South East Asia Supporters Handbook.

Randomness Time

Bang!

Rempit Wannabe

Biggest Anticipation Movie Of All TIme!!!

To all 90's babies, Toy Story 3 will be out on June 18! Till today, after tons and tons of fantastic and some horrible Disney movie (eg. HSM, Miley Cyrus.. etc etc..) Disney is back to recapture the hearts of its trueee fans from the 90's with Toy Story Trilogy! hahaha..

Trailers pretty awesome too..

Giant Cockroaches

I meant to say Cockroaches in Giant Shah Alam actually. Not Gigantic cockroaches.

Moments before its death.

Still running..

Step on by some random customer....

Thats the life story of a cockroach living at Giant.. May you have a better life in the future. May God be with you Cockroach..

RIP COCKROACH.

System Of A Down..

The entire Maxis center operation system is down. Therefore, all sales, payments and everything else shall not be able to proceeded.
The screwed up part of it was that I wasn't able to close a sale because of this situation...
Cursed? ...

I'm Still Alive

Dear people, I'm still alive. Just had been really really really busy till I don't even have the time to turn on Zuzu. And the amazing thing is that, I (ivan) even kinda forgotten how to type on the keyboard. That was how long since I've touched Zuzu.. sleeping for 3 days...

Anyway, I've been busy on a couple of things.

Juggling 3 jobs isn't easy, but its hell of an experience.

1. Machines

2. Event Company

3. iPhone Event @ Shah Alam, GIANT..

Yes, I'm not making up the 3rd one, its true that MAXIS is desperately trying to sell iPhones at all location even at GIANT.

But as for me, with my CHINA Man thinking, Money is everything. Don't care about the location as long as it pays well and yes it does! With 13 bucks an hour. How can I possibly turn it down?

But again maxis.. why giant?? why why why?

Not only does that place is filled with either fish buying housewives or some Nepalis construction worker going there to buy some groceries or even taking shower in the toilet but dude... GIANT??!

They must be that desperate to sell it all out before the new one comes out eh this July 17.. oops..

So again, I have been working for Machines all this while, and I can blog all the time, but why not at Maxis?

Firstly, there is no computer at Maxis.. boohoo..

secondly, iPhone can't access blogger.com sucks right?

Owh yeah, did I mention that each of us got an iPhone 3G that we can bring home?

That means, Zuzu cousins has been reunited.

Meet The Family,

iPod Classic, iPod Shuffle, MacBook, Apple Mouse, Apple Remote, Apple iPhone 3G!

Manchester United Winners Of The Barclays Premier League

Just a short post, but We're the Winners

(Insert Theme Song by Queen - We Are The Champions)

Hat trick of BPL trophies in a row.

Trophies Check List for 08/09

Charity Shield - SUCCESS

FIFA Club World Cup - SUCCESS

League Cup - SUCCESS

FA CUP - FAIL

Barclay's Premier League - SUCCESS

Champions League - PENDING FOR SUCCESS, 27th May

Computers = Male or Female

3 days of 12 hours working labor results in my really really fatigue feet now, not to mention sore!

Still, I have to blog daily like I mention in previous posts. 

Anyway, in response to JianHao's comment on Zuzu

"13 May 09, 19:23 jianhao: so is it a she, or a he."

Therefore this leaves it to a debate, are computers a Male, Female or Transvestite?

In my opinion, I feel that computers (Zuzu in particular) is a female. 

This is because I'll be touching my computer till the late nights and giving me entertainment too. 

Apart from that, I also insert objects in and out of her body. 

Besides, Zuzu is really fair and slim. Her fair white body is also really smooth and when she will occasionally gets hot when I play with her too much. 

And for the Macbook Air, people are obsessed over the slimness of it, just the same as people are obsessed over a slimmed figure female. You don't see people being obsessed over a big and bulky notebooks/females. =P

Not to mention once you have commit to one, you'll spend your entire salary paying for her accessories.  

Anyway no offense to the rest of the entire female species / bulky laptop owners. 

I'm running out of things to blog about... Plus I'm bored again at work... booohooo...

Manchester United Live In Malaysia 2009!

Glory glory Man United, glory glory Man United, glory glory Man United and the RED COME MARCHING AT BUKIT JALIL!!!

Malaysia XI v United
18 July 2009, Bukit Jalil Stadium, kick-off 10:30 BST

There will be a special pre-sale period of match tickets in selected Nike Concept and Al-Ikhsan sports stores in Malaysia from May 22-31. Fans who buy tickets during this pre-sale period will also be given free passes to watch United training.

Public sales begin on 1 June.  Match tickets are priced at RM 58 (GBP 11), RM 68 (GBP 13) and RM 98 (GBP 18), with limited VIP tickets at RM 308 (GBP 57) and student concessions at RM 28 (GBP 5).

Fans can buy tickets from Ticketpro’s 13 sales outlets across Malaysia, online at www.ticketpro.com.my or by calling 03-7880 7999.

Source: www.manutd.com

Sweeeeet...

The last time Manchester United came down they trashed Malaysia XI 6-0 and that was way back in 2001 and I was the small little boy in the stands there cheering my ass off and doing the wave in my little red Manchester United jersey. Still keeping the RM80 ticket though.. Memories..

Anyway, who is up for it? Count me in on the Rm98 one. See ya there!

Miss California, Rihanna & Cassie Pictures!

No there isn't any Miss California, Rihanna or Cassie Pictures on my blog.

Just a plain old trick of posting unnecessary titles to attract random people for searching.

Sorry if you actually believe I posted the pictures of these really hot babes on my blog. But hey, you know what, try looking for Mr. Gutter if you really want those pictures and don't look for my blog if you want those pictures. Gotta keep it below 18SX.

Anyway, having severe writers block now. Gonna start random posting everyday from today onwards..

Owh yeah, I've named my MacBook Zuzu. (Don't ask how I got it. Randomness)

It comes with an awesome/ very un-creative wallpaper too.

Lazy Holiday Got Me Watching Britain's Got Talent

That's right, it's finally the semester break and what's install for me during this semester break?

NOTHING.

Yeap, since the car still hasn't been repaired yet. Practically stuck home all day. =) HOW SWEET.

With me being stuck at home, my ultimate ninja sense of geeekiness haz becomez X10000000 combo bonus ultra flucking cool bay bay!.

Things that I've done,

1. Installed Microsoft Windows 7 Release Candidate Edition.

2. Watched a whole lot of Britain's Got Talent

Susan Boyle KICKED Hollie Steel's 10 Year Old ASS.. HAHAHA

Besides that, take a look at this few video.

Observe Simon Cowell's Facial Expression

The best dance group EVAARR! FLAWLESS

3. Know that Genghis Khan's name isn't Genghis Khan. That show is awesome!!

Why was it awesome? It's because it shows a bunch of Japanese Dudes and Chicks acting as and Sp Monglians speaking English. See how united we are? awwww

4. Witness the AWESOMENESS of Manchester United demolition

5. Started playing Restaurant City

Royal Parade of Death

Why does so many shitty things happen in the past few days, it is as if the world is going to end tomorrow or something. From shitty swine flu pandemic, to the lost of a friend's dad, to a terrible terrible exam paper, the bankruptcy of Chrysler and closing of Pontiac Automobiles and to the crazy dude who killed 4 injured 14 by standers @ the Dutch Royal Event.

It just shows how vulnerable humans are and life and be taken away in just a split second whether you are ready or not. (overdramatic detected)

Anyway, holidays next week which is a good thing to finally catch some good night's sleep and time to earn some big bucks again or....

Should I go on a vacation?... contemplating..

In other news,

Five Minutes Short Film is now released in DVD format.

DVD is not for sale........ Well if u want to pay me go ahead. I don't mind collecting money.

Happy Labor Day.

Bored + Exam = More Excuses To Waste Time

Modifying your desktop look is a great way to kill away the exam stress.

Five Minutes

This video couldn't be uploaded to youtube because of the copyrighted music...

Besides that, Facebook is being a bitch for not allowing me to upload any video at all.

MobileMe however remains faithful to it's Rm300 per year paying customer.

Heres the link to the World Premiere of FIVE MINUTES The Short Film.

http://gallery.me.com/ivankangweihan#100024

Enjoy!

UPDATE!

Finally Youtube passed the Audio copyrighted law shits with my video.

Squidworth = Mike Riley (Referee)

Come on Man Utd.... Win Win Win!

My 200th Post - A Desktop Upgrade

I'm a geek.

My Coke Collections

Ever since 2003, I had started out a very weird hobby of collecting Coke bottles/cans. It all started out with a single glass bottle that I had bought from Giant.

It's 2009 now, I have a total of 46 cokes in my room. Some have been in an unfortunate event of falling from my shelve and some have suffered the test of time, which eventually rusted and begin to bleed, bleed out sweet and lovely diabetic coke.

My coke collection comes from all over the world starting from Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, South Korea, Australia, Czech Republic, Italy, United Kingdom, South Africa, United Arab Emirates, and finally United States.

Heres a few fun fact, I have never even been to 1/4 of the countries listed & I don't fancy drinking Coke. =D

What Can You Do With Your Old CRT Monitor?

Okay it kills my rooms aesthetics, but hey, it saves my eye sight from squinting and also now I have a 15" + 13" monitor which means I have a total of 28" of screen... Bigger than iMac! wooo..

Okay, geek time over. Reason why I brought this is to save my time when doing assignments especially when u need to refer to websites and another page on Microsoft Word.

RETRO BAYBAY!

Bruno 2009 Official Trailer!

Yeah, the creator and star of Borat has came out with an even more controversial sequel.

Why Do You Need A DSLR

Tired of amateurish photography found in everyday people's blogs or some cheapo's Facebook account?

Don't spend your 1 grand on a useless Slim Cybershit i mean Cybershot Camera (it really was a typo.. try tying it fast). Invest in a DSLR camera and the difference is immediately noticed!

Check out a few very very quick and random shots taken in my own backyard when I had the chance to play with the camera again after the rain has gone. Never had i noticed the beauty of my own backyard and in my room in the dark.

Off focus lights in my room

I Have A New Blog and No It Ain't An April Fools Joke

Yeah thats true, no April Fools joke too. What a time to announce that you have a new blog.

Okay more about the blog, I'm thinking of migrating my blog to a brand new "domain" by Apple. Its called MobileMe. What's great about it? Well for starters it has a capacity of 10GB, 20GB for a full license copy actually. (mine is complementary by Apple)

Besides that, it ain't so much of a blog but rather a more interactive page by page action. With all that in mind, it sounds great ain't it? Well kick me in the balls for saying it too soon, but hell it lags, and I mean.. they really do, since it's Apple owned, meaning that it has to go through the American server and we all know how "well streamyx" works on American Websites now especially FACEBOOK EH??

Anyway, the new link is http://web.me.com/ivankangweihan

Maybe, I should just stay with blogger after all... typing the link alone is killing me.. geeeez.. Can't they have a bloody .me instead? Wouldn't that be awesome? I mean for something that is 300 bucks a year..

owh yeah, you can also email/ichat me @ ivankangweihan@me.com

I'll finish of with some random picture of animals that I see in my backyard. Its a ZOO out there!

Right, the file size is huge.. Ooops..

well here's the link for my boring April Fools day alone with my bro's camera. Enjoy

http://gallery.me.com/ivankangweihan#100016

Happy Conficker Virus Day Everybody