Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Ivan in 2008

In no particular order, Ivan in 2008, Comic edition.

Click to enlarge.

New WMD.

Ivan's New Weapon Of Mass Destruction.

Apple MacBook 2.0GHz White.
250GB SATA Hard Disk
3GB RAM

Awesome is the only word.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Finally An Update!


Decided to crawl back to the blogging world after a long absence.
Not sure what actually brought me back but anyway cut the crap. I'm back!

*New blog layout triggers me to post about more relevant stuffs (like Reviews, News, Cars, Technology [Mac & PC], Football, Music and Art) rather than junks that I used to post.

End like the Aussies, Cheers Mate!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Politics in Malaysia

Lets imagine how it would be like if the leaders of Malaysia are discussing and spamming in a forum.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Penang

I've recently just got back from Penang on a 4 days trip with a bunch of friends.
The main purpose of this trip was just to satisfy my greedy lil tummy of mine. EAT EAT EAT
Unlike most of my friends, I don't actually travel to Penang often and therefore Penang food was something like a delicacy to me. Or you can call me "Jakun".

Moments of Ivan being a Jakun.
1. Travel by bus on a Holiday.

Honestly, I have never sat on a bus for a holiday.

2. Going on a holiday with friends.
Nope, never done that either.
3. Spend a duration of 4 days with pure Mandarin/Cantonese spoken people.
Hey, it was a learning experience. Hahahaha!

4. Saw a walking Manatee (Dugong) on land before.

I don't think that i have ever seen a Manatee before.

5. Sat a ferry


Ferry is fun!
6. Used bus as a main transportation

Most of the time we were sitting this old junk bus. And damn it was hot.

7. Clubbing in Penang.

Notice the song Xiao Wei... Speechless.

This was the weirdest experience ever. Went to a so called famous club in Penang. "momo". Saw a few Guai Low dancing to Mama Mia and a few others hitting up some Penang local girls. Overall the "crowd" on that night was only 20, thats including me.
Next weird thing at the club was actually the Taxi driver that was suppose to send us back was at the club with us. If it wasn't weird enough, he's drinking.
We were all thinking..

Taxi Driver + Drinking = Car Crash/ Big trouble.

We left the club early and yet that dude it still following us. Somehow we manage to loose him from our tail and we ended up buying a few more cans back to our hotel room. party like a rockstar baby! I wasn't really drunk but was just... sleepy... and... full.. keep on burping i think.

Some pictures of the food.

Koay Teow Thng at Butterworth

Jawa Mee from Butterworth

Penang Road's Cendol

Laksa @ Penang Road

Penang Rojak at Gurney

Heineken @ Hotel

Penang Curry Mee @ Pasar

Lorong Selamat's Char Koay Teow

Up Close at the Prawns

RM8.00 for one plate. Terrifying.

Well thats about it, many more to say but being me I'm lazy to blog it out.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

SEGi Leadership Camp




There are plenty of things that i dislike about SEGi College. This doesn't only applies to me, but on a whole, if you noticed, most SEGi-ians aren't really proud of where do they study. Somehow... The GangHo Spirit of it couldn't be compared to those well established Colleges like Taylors University College or Sunway University College.

Anyway, there was something that made me proud and also committed in the college, which was the SEGi Leadership Camp (SLC). I was told by a few peers about SLC being one of the best camp attended and trust me they're right, but nothing can be compared to it as to experiencing it. Most camps I would say that the participants are the reason why it is successful, well this is no different but the few instructors were the differences between these camps too.

Day 1
Arrived at Nusa Dusun at Linggi roughly around 0300 hours.
Nusa Dusun, located somewhere in the middle of the hutan katulistiwa of Melaka, where even you don't get connection for mobile phones.

Coming out from the "airport terminal"



Godzilla.

Rock Climbing activity right on the first day.
Rock climbing was seriously fun, but unlike many other rock climbing facilities in Genting, or so on, this one actually teaches you the technique on how to climb, belay, and also wearing all the equipments and as you made it to the top, you'll notice that the people below are much much smaller and also really really proud because you know that it was your effort and your teams effort rather than some instructor doing everything and supporting you as you climb. Trust me its not as easy as it looks.


After a tired day, even Ronaldo needs a time out to it.

DAY 2
Day 2 involves more physical activities and also uses your mentality to the extreme. Simple fun and easy activities among groups such as "Dragon's Tail" to the Caterpillar and hard thinking games such as how do u stack 16 long nails on top of 1 nails without touching the ground. Took us half and hour and still we couldn't get it. Another one which involves strength, agility, and also team's support was rock climbing blindfold. That was the most awesome experience throughout the camp i think, somehow i did it in less than 4 mins! Spiderman in the making!
Of course with all the rock climbing and all, I suffer a few minor injuries like an inch blister on my palm and also several cuts on my knee, but it was all worth it.

6am in the morning.

More rock climbing.

Day 3
Day 3 was pretty easy, simple activities like balancing your whole team on a huge see saw and also flying fox. Besides that, there were many more activities that too, but I'm just pretty lazy to list them out.

Balancing time!

FLY!

Managed to get the birds eye view on what the camp looks like. Note that this is how high you need to jump.

Ready to jump?


Managed to get a video when I was "flying" but unfortunately, I think the video was cut. It will only show the start and the end of it.... WHY!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't believed its messed up.

This was how it looks like from below. Awesomeness.

Well, its hard to say that SLC changed me so far, but it depends on the individual on how they apply the lessons they learned and it definitely makes us, the participants closer to one another like a family. Starting to miss the camp.!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

RE : Chelsea is Coming to Malaysia

My previous post of Chelsea is a lil mean, maybe now i'll post the official poster.
Michael "Goku" Ballack, John "Boobs" Terry, Joe "Mickey Mouse"Cole, Ashley " Easter Island" Cole

Monday, July 07, 2008

Chelsea is coming to Malaysia


Wooo, check out their official promotion poster.

There's Michael "The Terrorist" Ballack, John"The Queen" Terry, Joe"Hannibal" Cole, Ashley "The .......??!!@#!#" Cole.
Can't wait to see them and Chelsea fans can't wait to kick me.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

Respond to Jiashin's reply


This is what a photoshop picture looks like.
I'm not very good in photoshop....

Looks more like a China man with down syndrome.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

What A Typical Blogger Do.

This post was inspired by Shu Ren during lunch.
Note:

  1. This post is mainly for fun and shouldn't be taken seriously.
  2. This post never isn't based on any actual person and any similarity is just coincidence.

WAAAAA, So Long I didn't blog d, but never mind la. I just camwhore around just to show how cute I am. >.<
My eyes so big right. damn cute wei..>.< This picture never photoshop know....=) I natural 1

Today, I woke up , I brush teeth. Then later, I have my breakfast. WAAAAA EAT SO MUCH FAT LOOOOOOR.
Then later i decided to shit lor.cause eat so much..... Go toilet... In the toilet i decided to go camwhore LOR
Camwhore in the toilet. Unfortunately it drop in the toilet bowl. So now the pictures are all in there... Never mind la, I got alot more cameras. =D

Later I go shopping, when shopping that time, I camwhore also,
Unfortunately, i took photo too early, without wearing any clothes lorrrr so Bloogggger don't acceeept...
AIhyooor~!@!@#@#@!....
Wasted, I wear one nice nice one...... cannot see.. =(
Never mind laaaa peaceeee, peaceeeee.. Tomollow i blog again.. bai bai!

Monday, June 09, 2008

Tagged by Cheryl....

1. You’re really upset, who is the first guy you’ll go to?
Hmm, guy? most probably i'll go to the guy who made me upset and beat him up or either the other way around.
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2. If someone liked u right now, would u want them to tell u?
I would probably tell them first before they get to tell me.
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3. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
My boyfriend smokes? Thats doesn't sounds right..
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4. Last person you texted?
Pak Lah.
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5. What’s something you MUST do before you die?
Finish this tagg and Keep on breathing, not breathing will cause u to die.
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6. When is the last time you went out of the country and where?
Singapore.
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7. Who was your last received call from?
Pak Lah, telling me petrol price increase so I have to Ubah Gaya Hidup.
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8. What are you doing tonight?
Tonight, since now is 12, so technically I'll be online getting RSS scripts live from San Francisco WWDC about the new iPhone launch perhaps?.... And No, no iPhone in Msia yet.
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9. What are you looking forward to?
Looking forward for a million Dollars babe!
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10. Have you ever been on a roller coaster?
I want to ride something more exciting than a roller coaster.
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11. Do you care what others think about you?
By answering this means i care.
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12. Do you take showers at night?
I sometimes wake up in the wee hrs in the morning to take a shower. Diffrent timezone =S
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13. Name the best person who could cheer you up?
Pak lah, All he need to do is lower the petrol price and cancel road tax, cancel toll and give me a car.
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14. Have you been to New York City?
Liberty City, yeah 3 times. actually. GTA3, GTA Liberty City Stories & GTA IV
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15. Who is the last person you added to your contacts list in your phone?
WRONGNUMBER (IGNORE)
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16. What is the name of your cousin’s best friend?
Ivan Kang
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17. What did u do yesterday?
Survive to Live for today.
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18. Whose house did you last go to?
KLCC is not a house dammit..
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19. What is the last movie you watched?
KungFu Panda!
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20. Do you believe that you can change someone?
Everybody is changing, so even if I try, i will succeed, it works when I'm not trying to change them too.!
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21. What are you going to do after you do this survey?
Formula 1 baby baby! and and Euro 2008!
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22. I’m tagging this shit, I mean, tag to…
the previous 3 person b4 cheryl on my TagBoard.
i) lisaaa
ii) Brenzie
iii)*cw*

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

SAGGY TITTIES

Nothing 18SX but, what many did not know is that I'm actually a SEGi-ian now..
So far so good, nothing big to complain but errr... Just when I thought everything was going fine.. This happened...

Image from www.kennysia.com

Welcome to SEGi College everyone, where we can book how saggy the tities you want.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hindi Songs

Not being racist, but this is one hell of a funny video. Enjoy....

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Champion's League Finals


Doubleeeee...!
I can touch my head with my knee!
Champions Of Europe
Nemanja Vidic

Anyway, Man Utd got lucky throughout the game. Really lucky, but anyway still won it.. I'm happy with that.

Nail Biting Moments Of The Game with sammy,

Monday, May 19, 2008

Review : Viva La Vida Or Death & All His Friends

Viva La Vida is not referring to Ricky Martin..
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Wow, that would be so gay.


Actually, I'm referring to the new yet to be released Coldplay album.
Viva La Vida Derived from a famous painting which signifies Long Live Life.
The Artist was actually suffering from Polio too.
After downloading 2 of their songs from the new album, I'm in love with it.

Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends is a really a break though album with a unique blend of alternative music which is really abstract. Definitely an album to be looking forward to. Love the direction this band is taking its music. Not to mention not playing safe by going too mainstream like what most bands direction are. That's one of the reasons why I always loved Coldplay all the way from the beginning. Think Different


X&Y


X&Y was harsh at first, I couldn't really accept Speed Of Sound but after a few hearings, I loved it and sad to say I've downloaded the whole album online. But with Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends, perhaps I would actually buy the album. 


I would recommend this album to those who adores musics from Kasabian or Franz Ferdinand.


Sample of Songs from the review

  • Violet Hill
  • Viva La Vida

Alternate Video To Violet Hill, Really Humorous,

Tagged by Gabbie....

The rules are:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player than tags 5 people and posts their names, than goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they done got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.
4. Rules are meant to be broken*
*EDITED BY IVAN

What was I doing 10 years ago ( 1998)?
1)Getting scold by my communize Lick Hung school teacher.
2)Carrying really really heavy school bags
3)Going mad over the Commonwealth Games in KL
4)Was wondering why Anwar Ibrahim was sacked
5)Cried when my dad sold my old faithful car, Hyundai Sonata

5 things on my to-do list today
1)Celebrate Wesak
2)Save the world
3)Get ready everything for COLLEGE LIFE
4)Stop the war against terror
5)Make a to do list

5 Snacks I enjoy
1)Chips
2)Haagen Dazs *hint hint...
3)Chocolates
4)Pringles
5)French Fries

5 Things I would do if I were a billionaire
1)*Taken from previous tag ( Build a Time Machine )
2)Go back in time, open a bank account and invest all my money there.
3)Go back to the future and be a multi billionaire
4)Perhaps even be the ruler of the world
5)Buy the moon.

5 of my bad habits
1)Swear
2)Broken Promisses
3)Picking nose and scratching ass
4)cllluuummmmssyyyyy
5)Being Lame

5 places I have lived
1)Subang Jaya
2)-
3)-
4)-
5)-

5 jobs I've had
1)Sales @ machines
2)Sales @ hush puppies
3)President of United States
4)CEO of Naza Motors
5)PIMP

5 people I tag:
1)Yvonne S
2)Shieng
3)Yvonne C
4)Joyce Eh Put
5)Pak Lah

Tagged by Yvonne.......

1.Do you believe in love at first sight?
- I Love to have many 'sights'

2.Where is the place that you want to go the most?
- In keira knightley, HAHAHAHA, joking.

3.If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
- Dream to have a dream to come true.

4.Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
- Thats science right?

5.What are you afraid to lose the most now?
- Lose my WINning ability

6.If you win $1 million, what would you do?
- Build a timemachine, go back in time and put all my remainder cash in my bank and wait for the interest to rise.

7.If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
- Confession....? Sounds so serious, just go straight to the point.....

8.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
- Spend me shakey's pizza 4 years back during merdeka day.
- Always see her once every year, but still maintain the best friend relationship.
- Always bug me for not replying her tag!

9.What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
- To have another half

10.What annoy you the most?
- Pak Lah

11.Which do you prefer from your other half? hug? or kiss?
- Half of my body can't hug the otherside of the body. But other things can la..

12. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
- pointing is rude, they should consult.

13.What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- My balls

14. Will you join politics?
- Yes.

15. Are you a shopaholic or not?
- Window Shopaholic?

16. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
- Change the part where I only had 1 chance.

17. What's on ur mind right now?
- "number 17, what's on your mind right now?"

18. What's the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
- Michael Jackson is BLACK!

20. What is the nicest moment that ever happened in ur life?
- Blogging this.


FINALLY I"M DONE!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

We Are The Champ10ns, again...


The curse of not winning when Tse Jing is watching and the curse of going to AC and ending up with a lose has just been broken. Champ10ns!!!!!

Glory Glory Man Uniteedddddddd.. Off to Moscow!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Jobless


Today onwards, I'm officially jobless. 
From now on its all back to school for me. So far so good, everything is going smoothly still. But I need plans! Its going to be so so boring. So, futsal anyone? Give me a ring.


Saturday, April 26, 2008

Wheel Of Fortune!

Guess the Following Word.

N_GGERS

Subject : People Who Annoy You.

anyway, sorry for those of you who got infected by virus on my website. 
"macs don't get infected by virus"

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Book Smart

I've got my MacBook finally after ages of waiting time. I never thought I would be this eager about a laptop especially a MacBook. Looks like I'm now a convert. But the Mac interface is such a pretty face (inspired from Happy Slip who is also a Mac user) At first it was a little hard for me to get used to the new operating system. But after awhile, I'm getting more used to Mac rather than a PC. 

Anyway, stories about my MacBook.
Bought it 2nd hand from torr3tos who also happens to sell me my new phone. More about it later. He's a good salesman.

Anyway, just leave you pictures of my MacBook.
 


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